Well, I suppose it's time for a Not me! Monday post again=o) It has been a long time! Why don't you join in the fun and post one yourself? You can do it just for fun or follow along with MckMama on her blog and view many others who play along.

I did not neglect my blog for a very long time just because I was too lazy to write or post pictures.

I did not just finish another weekend of work. I most certainly do not need this day off, even tho I will be sleeping.

I did not go to Alberta last weekend. I most certainly did not have an absolute fabulous time! I did not receive the most beautiful necklace from my amazing boyfriend, Pani=o) Pani and I did not go on 2 truck runs. And while gone, I did not feel the need to have a chest lift after one of our trips considering how bumpy the roads were. I did not literally bounce off my seat and think I was going to smack my head on the roof. I did not then proceed to tell Pani that he is such a great driver=oP

I did not end up staying 2 extra days out West;o) I did not have to call in to work on Tuesday in order to tell them I was literally stuck in Alberta and wouldn't be able to make my shift the next day. I did not then tell them that I was not going to neglect my shift and if they could ask the Thursday person to do my shift Wed, I would make sure I was home for Thurs. The gals at the office did not laugh their heads off at me and my predicament! They also did not think that I was not going to come home at all. I would not do something so irresponsible! No, not me=oP

I did not then proceed to the airport on Wednesday with no flight booked yet. We waited in line for about 20 minutes before being helped by someone. By that time, it was not 9:35am and the flight was supposed to leave at 10:10am. This was not the only flight going out that day. The lady did not proceed to ask me where I was flying to and when. I did not then tell her where and that it was for the same day=oP She did not look at the clock and say, "Oh wow, we have 5 minutes to get you booked!" She then did not tell me to go to the gate rite away. I did not pray the WHOLE time we waited in line and while booking my flight. I did not think that work would be okay with me messing up again.

A few weeks ago, I did not come home after working nites and get excited to be able to crawl into bed. I did not get in bed and read a book for a bit before looking at the clock and figuring 10 more minutes and I would turn the lights off. 5 minutes later, the phone did not ring and I did not neglect to answer it because I saw it was my other job=oP I did not then listen to the message and call back. They did not ask me where I was and why I wasn't at work. I did not then ask why I was scheduled to work. So I did not tell them I would be there soon and get up and go to work. I did not feel like a moron for totally forgetting that someone had switched a shift with me a long time ago. I did not then proceed to want to crawl back into my nice comfy bed all morning while working. I mean, not me. When at work, my mind is on my work=oP

I did not have a blast giving Pani his Christmas gifts. I did not bake him one huge cookie as one of his gifts, even tho he asked for it. He did not look at the cookie with huge eyes and laugh. I did not then tell him that when he asked for a cookie and I said I would make him some, he did not tell me that he didn't mean 'some', just 'one'. I did not then decide if he wanted one cookie, he would get one, big, huge cookie=o) We did not end up sharing the cookie on one of our truck rides=0)